Harry Potter is the worst writer ever.

I was so entertained by this post I made on my friend Brooke's blog, that I had to slightly re-edit and post it here:

Man, I hate that Harry Potter, and would never read one of his books. I will make up fake spoilers to entertain myself and ruin it for all you reader-types that didn't camp out for it:

Sadly, Harry Potter dies, and becomes Skeletor. (Search http://www.he-man.org if the reference excapes you)

Hermiany marrys that other nerd that hangs out with them, and they have a kid named Hogwart. Hogwart chooses science and reasoning over magic, to rebel against his parents.

That owl from the movie and book logo goes on to eat some field mice, and produces "owl pellets" for Mrs. Johansen's 8th grade science class to dissect.

And lastly, the bad guy from Die Hard (Professor Snape) is thrown off the top of Hogwarts' tallest tower thing by John McClane, also from Die Hard.

And then Optimus Prime kills everyone, because he is awesome.

The end.