tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135156892011-12-13T22:57:30.421-05:00petielicioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15704121765387160775noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13515689.post-1121877939734839252005-07-20T12:37:00.000-04:002007-07-10T10:29:01.945-04:00I was so entertained by this post I made on my friend Brooke's blog, that I had to slightly re-edit and post it here:<br /><br />Man, I hate that Harry Potter, and would never read one of his books. I will make up fake spoilers to entertain myself and ruin it for all you reader-types that didn't camp out for it:<br /><br />Sadly, Harry Potter dies, and becomes Skeletor. (Search <a href="http://www.he-man.org/">http://www.he-man.org</a> if the reference excapes you)<br /><br />Hermiany marrys that other nerd that hangs out with them, and they have a kid named Hogwart. Hogwart chooses science and reasoning over magic, to rebel against his parents.<br /><br />That owl from the movie and book logo goes on to eat some field mice, and produces "owl pellets" for Mrs. Johansen's 8th grade science class to dissect.<br /><br />And lastly, the bad guy from Die Hard (Professor Snape) is thrown off the top of Hogwarts' tallest tower thing by John McClane, also from Die Hard.<br /><br />And then Optimus Prime kills everyone, because he is awesome.<br /><br />The end.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13515689-112187793973483925?l=petielicious.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>petielicioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15704121765387160775noreply@blogger.com